Friday, May 20, 2016
James Corden welcomes Alanis Morissette to perform some hilariously updated lyrics to her 1995 hit "Ironic."
An old friend sends you a Facebook request
You only find out they’re racist after you accept
There’s free office cake on the first day of your diet
It’s like they announce a new iPhone the day after you buy it
And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
It’s like swiping left on your future soulmate
It’s a Snapchat that you wish you had saved
It’s a funny tweet that nobody faves
And who would’ve thought it figures
It’s a traffic jam when you try to use Waze
A no-smoking sign when you brought your vape
It’s 10,000 male late-night hosts when all you want is just one woman, seriously!
It’s singing the duet of your dreams, and then Alanis Morissette shouting at you
And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think
It’s like you’re first class on a Southwest plane
Then you realize that every seat is the same
It’s like Amazon but your package never came
And who would’ve thought it figures
It’s like Netflix but you own DVDs
It’s a free ride but your Uber’s down the street
It’s singing “Ironic,” but there are no ironies
And who would’ve thought it figures
What would you do for a million dollars? This card game from Rooster Teeth, which is a lot like Cards Against Humanity, puts your morals, imagination, and friendships to the test.
Rooster Teeth known for its Red vs. Blue comedy series blasted through the $10,000 Kickstarter goal and has sourced almost a million dollars! Million Dollars, But (or MDB, as Rooster Teeth calls it) is a popular webseries that's been running for close to a year. The premise is a simple one: You'll be given a million dollars, but... you'll need to survive a randomly chosen scenario that goes along with the windfall, and its likely to be fairly unpleasant.
If you want to back it, you can pick it up HERE. The game is $25 and is due to ship in June.
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
Harbourfront Centre’s DJ Skate Nights will once again drop the beat on the winter blahs for 11 straight weeks, inviting a stellar lineup of local party-starters and legendary international DJs to ramp up the scene on the Natrel Rink. No cover charge. No line-ups. Just beats, blades and good times from December 13th–February 21st.
December 13 – DJ Skate Launch/30TH Anniversary of House Celebration with Jellybean Benitez & Groove Institute
December 20 – 1LoveTO Holiday Skating Party with DJs Dlux & Lissa Monet
December 27 – Ladies’ Night with DJs L’Oqenz & MelBoogie
January 3 – Dutty Skate with DJs Choppa Chop & Paul E Lopes
January 10 – Electro Swing on Ice with DJ Medicineman
January 17 – Shake Rattle and Skate with Bangs & Blush
January 24 – Motown Party on Ice with DJs Steve Rock, Misty Rock ‘n’ Roll & Sean Caff
January 31 – You Gots to Chill featuring Never Forgive Action with DJs Numeric and Dalia presented by
February 7 – Soca on Ice with Dr. Jay de Soca Prince
February 14 – Yes Yes Y’all Valentines
February 21 – MNFSTO SK8
For more detailed information on each event click HERE
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Want to hear the most annoying greatest news in the world? Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne are back!
via Jimmy Fallon
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Let's hope they bring on an organic penis colada mix... see what I did there?
Visit www.dickensbeverage.com for more info.
For those who have grown tired of Flappy Bird, or didn't even have the opportunity to get tired of Flappy Bird, Make It Rain: The Love of Money is the current top free iOS App, and it's an anticapitalist spoof that’s making $50K per day!
May is the has been downloaded 1.6 million times, mostly on the iPhone, and it’s making $50,000 per day, half from in-game purchases and half from ads. Most of this has happened in the last week, with something like 250,000 installs per day. Based on reviews and other data, it appears to be particularly popular with young men in high school and college — the frat boy demographic.
Make It Rain co-creator Josh Segall is a bit befuddled. “The new Flappy Bird is about income inequality and political corruption,” he said. “I wish we had been expecting it because maybe then we would have made a game that people would want to play for longer.”
GAMEPLAY: You essentially make it rain until the virtual FBI investigate you virtual stockpile and threaten to seize it, but if you have the funds, you simply buy them off with a virtual bribe. Afterwards you may want to buy a virtual cigarette factory, or possibly a virtual strip mine. In the meantime, hire a virtual PR person and a virtual lobbyist.
It’s not necessarily clear that the app’s cynical undertones are getting through to its users. Sure, when you open the app the first screen shows quotes like “The love of money is the root of all evil.” But then you start swiping as fast as you can to make it rain.
“Some people are in on the joke and really get it and love it,” Segall said. “Some people it takes longer to get, I think.” He sent over a negative-turned-positive app review in which a person initially left a complaint about having spent so much real-world money to make his virtual-world money pile grow faster without reaching any sort of end point. The reviewer later added an update that said, “You end up scrambling for all this money, and for what? I’m definitely not happier I accumulated it. Valuable lesson.”
Download it now for FREE.
via Red Code
Mobius Motors designs, manufactures and sells durable, affordable vehicles for Africa's mass market. We are reimagining the car; designing our vehicles around common road terrain, transport usage and consumer income profiles across the region.
American billionaire Ronald Lauder has reportedly provided start-up capital to Mobius Motors, a startup Kenyan car-manufacturing company that plans to build Africa’s cheapest car. Developed by 29 year-old Kenyan computer engineer Joel Jackson, will cost $10,000. Jackson and his team had initially planned for the car to cost $6,000, but as a result of the increasing cost of procuring steel spare parts, Mobius has had to raise its selling price to $10,000 to make the product commercially viable. But even at $10,000, Jackson believes his car is a preferable option to acquiring a pre-owned vehicle for the same amount.
According to a report by Kenya’s Business Daily, Lauder, who is worth about $3.8 billion, is offering Mobius Motors an undisclosed amount in debt which is convertible to equity. Mobius will use the money to assemble its first 50 units and establish a distribution network in Kenya.The most common vehicles across regions like East Africa are imported from more developed countries such as Japan, UAE and India. These vehicles are designed for areas with good road infrastructure - they are not built for an African environment. High import duties also make these vehicles relatively expensive.
To serve the African mass market, Mobius has built a car around the needs of local consumers.
The vehicles have the key functionality and durability of an off-road car, fit for travelling and carrying goods for long distances on bumpy dirt roads. The price is similar to a seven year old sedan vehicle, which is not designed to operate on degraded terrain reliably, nor carry the heavier loads common among consumers in these areas.
Mobius aims to empower transport entrepreneurs across Africa not just with more appropriate vehicles, but with the financing and business advice needed to operate a sustainable transport business, with interior than can be configured to haul either people or 1,100 pounds of cargo.
Learn more about Mobius Motors HERE.
This creation is a full set of letters made up of the 2041 pieces of junk Star went onto collect. From the start, the designer set a few guidelines: no bottles, cans, plastic bags or candy wrappers. He only wanted pieces that had washed up on shore. He also committed to keeping everything as-is. “The rules were to find the letterforms as they were, with no manipulation of any kind,” he says. “With some letters it would have been easy to bend or twist something to fit–but that would have been cheating my own rules. I enjoyed the idea that this was just a search and I didn’t have to do any thinking, just walk and observe.”
You can see all 2041 pieces in Star’s short film HERE, and when the typeface is released later this year, every single one of his pieces will be included, even if it’s only useful as ornamentation.
Monday, May 12, 2014
Yohji Yamamoto’s Y-3 introduces the latest colorway of its very special Qasa High silhouette. The unique sneaker features a form-fitting, sock-like upper with neoprene straps that wrap around the foot for a lock-down fit, all while sitting atop a roll-ball outsole. The shoe also boasts a supporting branded heel cap, as well as leather trim on the heel and toe. Dubbed the “All Black” edition, the advanced yet casual silhouette was recently modeled by ABOUT NOW magazine in their newest editorial. Release information and pricing for the Y-3 Qasa High “All Black” has not yet been released, but expect to see them in authorized retail locations this fall.
Taking a look at these, one can only imagine what Kanye has in store.
"When the album comin' out? Man the people's is asking! Yamamoto Adidas, man I'm sick with the fashion." -Mr. West [Heavy Hitters]
You may have thought to yourself at one point or another; well, this is it… there can be nothing more. You’ve seen it all, done it all, won and lost it all. For those who hung up the towel, this night is not for you. This is for those who demanded more! To see higher, to taste higher, to reach higher! For you, this is the TOPSHELF!
DINE | DRINK | DANCE
GRAND OPENING: Wednesday, May 14th, 2014
Soundtrack by DJ JB …aka Sean JB aka me.
7PM - LAST CALL
612 College St W, Toronto, ON
RSVP ONLY: firstname.lastname@example.org
Friday, May 9, 2014
Excitement for Apple’s next-generation iPhone 6 is really starting to build now, and new leaks are coming fast and furious. Supposed schematics for the iPhone 6 leaked from Apple’s manufacturing partners some time ago and as always, third-party protective case makers have been using them to begin designing cases in an effort to get a leg up on the competition. This year, however, people are also using the schematics to build mockups of the iPhone 6, and they may give us a very good idea of what the finished product will look like.
Now, new photos of iPhone 6 mockups have surfaced, potentially showing off all three colors the redesigned iPhone 6 side by side for the first time.
Take a look at the Space Grey, Silver, & Gold mock ups HERE.
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
K.R.I.T.'s sophomore album Cadillactica is coming soon.
Overdosed on hocus-pocus, jibber-jabber
Snap on my stature was firebreathin' dragon
King of every castle, how you signin' rappers?
All these labels must be givin' out a raffle
Wranglin' like cattle, keep a nigga shackled
Leavin' people baffled, tap dance nigga
Misleadin' all of your rap fans, nigga
Might as well just do a lap dance, nigga
Sap ass nigga
Do whatever for some dap ass nigga
I ain't got time
To watch out for children, stay out my kitchen
The shit that I'm cookin' ain't meant for your kind
Crackin' and bashin' the shit out your spine
King with a crown, humble and tall
Tyrants never keep quiet, they'd rather be violent
So I'm beheading them all!
The lay of the land, I'm settin' fire to buildings and bridges
You ain't sell out a show until you sell out one in Mississippi
What’s good for Hip Hop may not be good for my soul
So, I keep flexin', wreckin', for the people that respect it
Check it, fuck a Control
(Are you not entertained!)